You know you're in Seattle when...............

Started by Lise, Aug 07 06 09:15

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Lise

Alrighty, enough from my end on Vancouver, here's to Seattle, bless you, our neighbor.

  [FONT face=Georgia size=5]You Know You're From Seattle When...[/FONT]

  [FONT face=Georgia size=2]You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian

You feel guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash.

You use the words "sun break" and know what it means.

You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee.

You know what a dry cappachino is.

You obey all traffic laws EXCEPT "keep right except to pass."

You know at least eight people who work for either Microsoft or Boeing.

You invite twice as many people as you really want to a party since only half will actually show up.

You know what Lutefiske is.

You personally know someone from Alaska.

You consider floating bridges a pain in the butt, not an engineering marvel.

You know how to pronounce "Sequim", "Puyallup" and "Issaquah."

You have roots in Oregon, Idaho or Montana, but wanted a high paying job.

You've tried to get a job in Alaska, especially a summer job only.

You think skiing always means being covered from head to toe, on snow or water.

You know at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires.

You use more than 5 words to order a cup of coffee. "I want to order an unleaded, double, short, skinny, wet cappuccino with a shot of Amaretto please."

A "designer" wardrobe comes from REI, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, and Birkenstock.

You consider it a sunny day if the sun is visible at some point of the day.

You've been "snow" skiing in the RAIN more than in the snow.

When you're discussing rainforests and volcanoes, you're NOT talking about Hawaii.

You Remember the Kingdome

You have tried to forget about WTO

You know how BLUE the skies are here compared to Eastern Washington

The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Phyllis Diller is really a trans named Eva Destruction that used to play with Hole.

Your car insurance costs more because your neighbors don't have any!

Your mayor is straight, 1/2 your friends are gay, the man who delivers your mail has a bumper sticker that reads "when they pry it from my cold dead fingers....", and your Burger World drive thru order taker was a computer millionaire last week.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Seattle.[/FONT]


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TehBorken

 female wrote:
is this thing on:))
   
 LOL.


Q: You know what comes after two days of rain in Seattle?

A: Monday!
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

femaleblah

Q: You know what comes after two days of rain in Seattle?

A: Monday!



i thought ppl say that for vancouver...  hm, never mind...

   

kingy

on the 1995 championship series between the Mariners and the Yankees:

 [P id=p2]"This series has really highlighted the differences between our two cities. In Yankee Stadium, the New York fans were throwing garbage onto the outfield, and the Mariner players were running around separating it."

...

Future Canadian

LOL! I have to admit to more than half of those, for most apply to Seattle's kid brother to the south. I would add (though not for me):

You feel turn signals are an invasion of privacy.

And if you don't like the weather, just wait a few minutes.
 
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