Naughty, Naughty: Simon Cowell's Cheating

Started by Sportsdude, Jul 28 06 03:24

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Sportsdude

Naughty, Naughty: Simon Cowell's Cheating

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  The votes are in... and Simon Cowell is not a good boyfriend. According to the British tabs, Simon has been [A href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/438777p-369645c.html" target=new][FONT color=#a03755]cheating on his girlfriend[/FONT][/A], entertainment reporter Terri Seymour. The object of Simon's affection? A 21-year-old British reality TV star named Jasmine Lennard.

 Doesn't Jasmine Lennard sound like a porn star name?

 Apparently Jazzy – who has a b-friend – was dropped off in a limo at Simon's London mansion at midnight on Wednesday morning. Despite the temperatures, she was wearing a big fur coat. But when she got inside, she is said to have stripped it off to reveal nothing but lingerie. She stayed until the morning, but when she left she was photographed by a waiting paparazzo.

 Hilariously, Simon's rep insists that the late-night get together was "a meeting to discuss TV projects."

 Jazzy is a colorful character. She likes to hook up with both men and women. As a teen, she had hot and heavy relationships with coke and Ecstasy, spending time in rehab at the same time as Kate Moss.

 This whole thing doesn't surprise me. A friend of a friend actually hooked up with Simon last year. They met at a wedding and went home together. They didn't sleep together... but that wasn't from a lack of trying on Simon's part.

 Forget the dog pound for this Idol star – he's totally in the doghouse.

 

 she's the girl on the left

 

 [img alt=DSCF1409a src="http://www.photofeatures.com/idol12/images/prevs/DSCF1409a.jpg[/img]

 His soon to be ex.

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

purelife


Realist

No offense, but if I ever found myself caring who or what Simon Cowell was doing, I'd kill myself.

Lise

What a dog. Then again, I'm not surprised.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

Gopher

Realist has got it dead right - who, with a brain - cares about it?  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

matt