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Lil Me

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OMG are you my dead grandfather?  
"In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it."  Robert Heinlein

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If you leave uneaten rice in your bowl, you will have a spotty complexion.


omg....that's a classic.  I'll try not to LOL.
Sir Isaac Newton invented the swinging door....for the convenience of his cat.

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My mom used to say "Those who go to the bathroom (#2) right after a meal means that that person spends a lot of money."

  WTH???

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Do you want to hear what the opposite is?  

  My parents never said this to me but I've heard...  (just hi-light the text below)

[FONT color=#fdeee0]Those with a tight a** saves money.[/FONT]

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I knew you'd like that one, Michel.  

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