Bad date ? , perhaps, you all be the judge. i had a lovely lady for a lovely dinner , ( did i mention we were living together ) at her parents place , seperate bedrooms of course.
when it came time to pay i realized i had frogotten my wallet . yes that's right i left my wallet at her place. ( my room thank goodness ) . her no purse i was supposed to be treating after all . sighs i had to call her father to come to the rescue. he had a great laugh about it . me to embarresed to say much of anything . for me not to bad ( mostly embarresing) her perhaps ...
sorry not to many dates to reveal .
5 th date with a girl . back to her place for a night of fun , she pulled out a strap on and wanted to peg me, i was out the door and down the street still hopping and pulling my pants on ... needless to say i never dated this one again
at a young ladys place the terrible twins were at the sitters . after a good time of bumping bodys .. heavy pounding on the door , her oh shit its my husband, ( HUSBAND! WTF! ) she threw my pants and shoes out the f*cking window , me leaping off the balcony to the tree scrambling down from ( thank god it was) only the second floor . neighbors across the street had a great view, a old couple busting thier guts laughing at me. called her later from a payphone turned out it was only her brother, but talk about a bad way to find out a woman is married, never saw her again after that , i wont be the cause of ruining someones marriage , ( now if its swinging and partner swapping im all for it) but being the affair no . i have some morals after all.
thats the worst that i can think of . as i said i havent been on to many dates.
Would you like some of my best date storrys i have a few . and theyll blow your ur minds . well one would , perhaps 2 would ,
