The Nigerian "Police" are trying to help me, lol

Started by TehBorken, Jun 26 06 06:09

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TehBorken

LOL, now the Nigerian "Police" are trying to help me get my 35 million dollars. Bless their little hearts! It's odd that they're using a 'myway.com' email address though. Maybe it's a cost-cutting measure thought up by those thrifty Nigerian detectives? Perhaps they could use the money they saved on some English and grammar courses. I must say, I ;love their motto: "Security Watch". This brilliant motto will no doubt strike fear into the hearts of bad guys everywhere.
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From: "Nigerian Investigation Department" <[email protected]>
Reply-To: [email protected]
Subject: NIGERIAN INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT


                       NIGERIAN INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT
                                ANTI-FRAUDUNIT
                          4TH FLOOR MARY LAND
                            LAGOS NIGERIA
                        MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH.

from the desk of: Mrs. Tina S. Martins
Tel:011-234-802-229-0368
DEPUTY: DR Tony Allens
Office Email:([email protected])
ATTN: Sir/Ma,

                              RE: BE CAREFUL OF HOODLUMS.

Based on the finding in this investigation department we wish to warn you against some touts.

We have been informed that some touts are contacting you in respect to the collection of your fund in the total sum of $35 Million U.S.A Dollars that was long approved in your favor through the Wema Bank of Nigeria.

As a matter of fact we have been on this investigation assignments for some time coldly known to no one but the Presidency and some top government official who are in support of this investigation team to help stop fraudulent activities in this country.

Although we have been able to come up with some good result about the people that have extorted money from you illegally and i wish to list them so that you will personally indicate them by writing back because we want to make your payment to you without any delay but we must surely deal and bring this names to book if only you will indicate correctly any of them.

The names of the Touts that have been arrested are as follows:

1) PROF CHARLES SOLODO
2) CHIEF JOSEPH SANUSI
3)DR. R.RASHEED
4) BARRISTER AWELE
5) BARRISTER LARRY
6)BARRISTER UCHEUZO WILLIAMS.
7)Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Ebi
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
8)Mr. Tunde Lemon Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance /
Board Member
9)Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
10) BARRISTER TOM COLE
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Member

The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the police and some of them have elope the country and note that if any of them is caught and find guilty he/she we go to jailed for 25 years(twenty five years) as it is under the Degree 47 of the constitution of this bank under section of criminal law.

So we are waiting for you to write us and inform us if any of the above names have once contacted you in respect to the your fund if yes don't waste time to indicate it immediately.

Note that the only office/paying banks that have right to pay or contact you in this Transfer is the Wema Bank of Nigeria, which is been headed by the bank Governor. You must deal directly with them and do what so ever you are asked to do because that is the only way you will achieve the success of the transaction.

We apologize on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any deadly and lost this most have coursed you and promise that such thing will not happen again. And if you are dealing with any one of them regarding this payment we urge you to stop because you are taking a big risk and you never find your money anywhere because your money is with the above named bank.

Finally, we are expecting to hear from you today

Thanks for your good understanding while we wait for your urgent response to this mail ([email protected])

Yours sincerely,

MRS. TINA S. MARTINS
DEPUTY: DR TONY ALLENS
The Investigation Officer (N.I.D).
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Sportsdude

You know I've never gotten one of those emails before. I mostly get the viagra, free pills, loose weight fast variety type spam.  It got so bad I just got a totally differnt email addy one for spam and one that doesn't get any spam. The one that does gets like 150 spam mails a day but that god for that spam folder that yahoo has.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Some Chick

I'm pretty sure I heard something about this on the news in the last month or so that there is are a lot of e-mail scams like that coming from Nigeria.  I only ever get offers to have sex, view webcams or enlarge my penis though.

  I feel left out.