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Paris Hilton can sing?
« on: Jun 25 06 02:06 »
You be the judge. She's put out a new video.

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      [SPAN class=blkPnkHover][SPAN class=storyCopy style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"][FONT face=Verdana size=1]"Just because my last name's Hilton and I come from this family, it doesn't mean I can't be talented or know music or know what I'm doing," Paris Hilton told MTV News about her budding career as a singer. "People will see. They just have to listen to the record".[/FONT][/SPAN][/SPAN]

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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #1 on: Jun 25 06 02:09 »
They fixed her voice during recording, obviously.  Sadly American music culture and society has gone into the crapper because she's #1 on Itunes.
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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #2 on: Jun 25 06 02:10 »
I know. I saw that. I can't believe she's made it to the top. She's not even that good. Actually, my dog sings better.
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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #3 on: Jun 25 06 02:13 »
Millions of people can't wait to buy K-Feds album thats how low american music has reached.
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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #4 on: Jun 25 06 02:39 »
Well, she and Kev should have a duet together.[FONT size=1] (oh the horror!)[/FONT]
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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #5 on: Jun 25 06 02:52 »
No they shouldn't because then K-Fed would find away to get her knocked up.  Last thing the world needs is a Hilton/Federline baby.
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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #6 on: Jun 25 06 02:54 »
Hey, ya never know, SD.... with his looks and her looks.... how could you go wrong? (images of Frankenstein) The music world as we know it will never be the same again.

  Besides, Kev could use another sugar-mamma.
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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #7 on: Jun 25 06 04:52 »
I'm sure that Ms Britney wouldn't mind a threesome with Paris and her KevFed!  
 
 
   

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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #8 on: Jun 25 06 05:01 »
Eck!! That has redneck written all over it.
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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #9 on: Jun 25 06 05:17 »
Paris can be god-mother to BritKev's babee!    

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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #10 on: Jun 25 06 06:26 »
brittany murphy has a song out now too. she is actually pretty good.
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Re: Paris Hilton can sing?
« Reply #11 on: Jun 26 06 07:23 »
Paris is a ...  A close link to the first air breathing creatures that crawled out of the primordial ooze to inhabit the earth.  

  Her fortune is that she was the sperm that made it.  

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