Mmmm, Bacon-Flavored Water

Started by TehBorken, Jun 17 06 09:10

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TehBorken

I swear this is not a joke.
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Orik

so thier saying i can  taste test my kittys  water too . ?  
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Gopher

Not exactly. But if you care to give it a try, don't forget to let us know your findings.  
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Lise

Actually, I've seen these flavored waters at pet stores. I've also seen the following:

  * gucci/hilfilger perfume for your pets (so yes, they can smell like a millions bucks)

* designer breath mints

* doggie biscuits in the shape of cigarettes (whatever for, I don't know....)    
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