First of all, I'm aware that the site is slower than selling frozen dog meat on a stick. I've finally managed to convince my ISP that there's a real problem and they are working on it. My threat to go berserk and burn their data center to the ground seems to have worked, lol.
Second, I know many of you have been completely unable to sleep because you've been waiting for more pictures of the deck I've been building in slow-motion. Well, here ya go, the latest installment:
See, it's getting there. Once it's done and the old deck has been pressure washed they'll blend together nicely and then the [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]drunken debauchery[/span] celebration party will occur. Like all of my [span style="text-decoration: line-through;"]sick and twisted[/span] family-friendly parties, there will be Naked Twister and Jello Wrestling, as well as rousing games of
What's In My Pants? and
Is That Thing Loaded?. Last time we had a record number of survivors and the paramedics only had to come twice. I'll keep ya posted but if you miss it you can probably get a recap on the next episode of
America's Most Wanted.
Cheers!
