Select DV threads - just for laffs

Started by Good Times, Feb 16 06 12:52

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Sportsdude

somebody who needs serious help.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

OMG!!!![/DIV]THE MODS AT DV ARE A WAKE!!!!
they just deleted all the penis pics.  holy cow.  mods up at 1:30 the morning.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

but ∑ ∑ D is persistant he's back to trolling the boards with penile pics.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

its like a hockey game on there mods have just deleted ∑ ∑ D posts again. When will this guy give up.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

Yeah    
The trolls at DV are more numerous, better armed and have superior morale.
The war is over. Some people just don't know it yet.
The term "quagmire" springs to mind...
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

well the trolls and the mods are in midst of a conflict right now and its facinating to watch.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

looks like the battle is over. The Mod Squad has defeated ∑ ∑ D.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Good Times

OMG!!!![/DIV]THE MODS AT DV ARE A WAKE!!!!
they just deleted all the penis pics.  holy cow.  mods up at 1:30 the morning.

It's a comedy. Instead of deleting the whole thread, they're deleting the pics one by one... I think they're trying to redefine the word retarded. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/n065.gif" border=0]

Sportsdude

yeah twisted logic some of the threads were crap to begin with and some where okay and some just sucked.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

LOL.
It was a good show while it lasted.
Methinks the troll has studied Sun Tsu and the tactics of the guerilla soldier.
Strike hard and fade away in the face of resistance.
In other words, he'll probably come back later when the mod's asleep    
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

yeah probly but I have never seen a dv mod up in the middle of the night. To a DV mod morning is 10 o'clock.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

It's because modding at night is a complete buzzkill.
At least during the day you will occasionally run into a decent thread.
At night it's pretty much all bullshit.
Like I said before, who wants to be a babysitter for no pay?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

i'm desperate enough and I'm on the computer most of the day I would do it. And I would do it well, I'd stop everything from super china power to racist threads to bashing the french.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

Sure, and then you would have dozens of trolls bitching about the DV "Orwellian nightmare".
Seriously, 90% of the posters over there are either trolls or just incurably stupid.
I've had it. I'm throwing in my hat and renouncing my membership in the human race.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Good Times

What boggles the mind is, those mods in their sheer idiocy go out of their way to track down and delete threads containing classical paintings and photographs of gardens, but they preserve threads like the following:

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8:21:15 AM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE] And on and on it goes. [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/konfus/a085.gif[/img]  Some are multiple pages long, which means they've been in existence for some time.  

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