Select DV threads - just for laffs

Started by Good Times, Feb 16 06 12:52

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Good Times

Man, man... check out the fine choice of threads happening there at the mo:

 [TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68350"][FONT color=#0000ff]What makes a cunt pretty?[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]‡" ‡" D [/TD][TD align=middle]0[/TD][TD align=middle]19[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/15/2006
11:48:03 PM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68348"][FONT color=#00008b]My mom's crack[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]‡" ‡" D [/TD][TD align=middle]0[/TD][TD align=middle]15[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/15/2006
11:46:23 PM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68235"][FONT color=#00008b]Proud to be a FAG[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]TinMan [/TD][TD align=middle]19[/TD][TD align=middle]176[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/16/2006
12:35:14 AM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68360"][FONT color=#00008b]So who else is gay[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]FaggotyAssFaggot [/TD][TD align=middle]2[/TD][TD align=middle]16[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/16/2006
12:36:32 AM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68130"][FONT color=#00008b]Am I gay?[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]LAP [/TD][TD align=middle]8[/TD][TD align=middle]123[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/16/2006
12:32:01 AM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD align=middle][/TD][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68310"][FONT color=#0000ff]I AM GAY[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]∑ ∑ D [/TD][TD align=middle]29[/TD][TD align=middle]176[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/16/2006
12:28:50 AM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68346"][FONT color=#00008b]My ass is itchy and smelly[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]‡" ‡" D [/TD][TD align=middle]7[/TD][TD align=middle]66[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/16/2006
12:18:23 AM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68347"][FONT color=#00008b]I need a butt plug[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]‡" ‡" D [/TD][TD align=middle]3[/TD][TD align=middle]27[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/16/2006
12:13:33 AM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68326"][FONT color=#00008b]Don't you enjoy farting alone?![/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]anti-silencer [/TD][TD align=middle]2[/TD][TD align=middle]28[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/16/2006
12:10:59 AM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68316"][FONT color=#00008b]Just nailed my ex[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]Wayne [/TD][TD align=middle]10[/TD][TD align=middle]149[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/15/2006
10:40:14 PM[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE][TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68354"][FONT color=#00008b]Fukc my ass please.........[/FONT][/A][/TD][TD align=middle]shannon [/TD][TD align=middle]3[/TD][TD align=middle]40[/TD][TD style="FONT-SIZE: 7pt" noWrap align=middle]2/16/2006
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tenkani

LOLOLOLOL!
The really funny part is how the topic summary is shown on the DV main tourism site. I think it shows the first 5 or 6 topics. Anyway, sometimes I like to hit the main site just to get a feel for the current DV vibe. Ahhhh, so I'm detecting an anal theme this evening...
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

kits

anal theme???

not with those goggles!!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Sportsdude

∑ ∑ D or E_Euro_Dude is trolling up the place tonight.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

weird al

Does anybody remember this thread? One of the funniest things I've ever read anywhere. Good thing I saved it, 'cuz DV turfed it. Proj/peter is a kind of genius, and tenkani is a great foil in this one.

  [TABLE id=Table2 style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: midnightblue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=10 width="100%" border=0][TBODY][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ProjectoR [/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0] [FONT size=1]Posted - 7/28/2005 9:34:16 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1][FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #f9ffea"]Hi, im looking for 2 ppl to share my uncles basement suite with,


its a large basement, satallite tv, all utilities paid exept internet, and cheap rent


im looking for some students, or just anyone interested


rent works out to around 350 a person, but is not final yet[/FONT]


[/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Mikey123[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 9:16:38 AM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]I'LL MOVE IN. i'M A BIG FAT PAEDOPHILE!! I'LL JUST SIT AT MY COMPUTER ALL LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF YOUR DAUGHTER!! I'LL ASLO SET UP A CAMERA IN YOUR BATHROOM!!! WHEN SHOULD I TURN UP?? I'M NOT MOVING IN IF YOU SMELL, ONLY LIVE WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE RESPECTABLE, LIKE ME :).



OH AND BY THE WAY, I MAY SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING AND I ALSO COLLECT PEOPLES HAIR.

OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT, I'M A LITTLE BIT WEIRD BUT ITS OK!
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Sleepy[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 9:22:03 AM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]oh projectoR be honest you want some smoking hotties to move in with you.
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ashely andalews[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 9:23:35 AM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]sleep you suck at this
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Sleepy[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 9:24:34 AM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]thanks for sharing that, i do not give a rat's ass what you think
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]tenkani[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 11:20:42 AM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]So...3 people sharing a "suite". Please explain. Is it 3 seperate rooms? All 3 would share a bathroom? Bath? Shower? Is there a kitchen in the basement? Private entrance?

Please give us an idea about your personal habbits, also. Do you play loud music at all hours? Do you scream obscenities in your sleep? Things like that. Thanks.
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ProjectoR[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 2:51:27 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]its a huge basment  the  rooms  are  spaced apart for good privacy  it has a nice kichen  bath room is a bit small, but unless  ur that wacko up top who cums on mirrors  its ok

so hotties would be ok  so i can sniff their laundry and stuff


[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ProjectoR[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 2:54:04 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]if it were my house  i would play  psy trance 24 hours of the day  on  volume  17.....

and maby a lil ambient  and greek music too lol

its  private entrance  big  kitchen  share bath,  a back yard  outside  chilling area  with tables  and chairs,

but dont fuk with my uncle  or  he  will punish you  orally  with  all these  crazy  thoeries ,  just agree somewhat  wutever he sais
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]tenkani[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 2:54:17 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]So, just to verify, there are 3 bedrooms in the basement and one bathroom. Does the bathroom have a tub or just a shower?

Is there a living room or something in the basement or just the 3 bedrooms. I'm a little confused about how the rooms can be spaced apart from each other. That is hard to picture in my head.

What about the loud music or screaming obscenities in your sleep thing?
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 2:59:10 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]the bathroom is small but clean, it has a shawer tub setup

the kitchen  and living room are  one  large room,  i get the  living room  in the fromt  of the house  where i will sleep,  there are  2  back rooms avalable.....

im am an astral traveler  and  i do  run into battles in my sleep  so yes i do  holler  when i sleep sometimes,  and  if you do i dont care....

wait a second  tenkani??? is that u........eeehhm
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ME[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:00:02 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]Sure,
where should I meet you?
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:00:24 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]absolutly  no mouchers  or  ppl  that  listen in on others, if that happens  i will find  you at work  one day  and  maul u apart
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]tenkani[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:00:43 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]No. This is not me. Why do you ask?
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ME[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:01:28 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]where ?  where ?
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:03:26 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]ME, u want to move in  sure....

rent is $1111
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:04:26 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]ohh yah  its a wicked location on 18th  close to main,  dowtown access and  main street  shops  and bars
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ME[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:08:10 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]only if ProjectoR will be there
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:13:19 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]IM PROJECTOR  YOU f*ckIN PUSSY, STILL GOT A PROB WITH ME, TROUT LAKE  IS A FEW MINUTES AWAY
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:15:23 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]IM ONLY ON THIS FAG FORUM TO LOOK FOR STUDENTS  OR GOOD TENANTS  I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOU FAG SHIT
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ME[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:17:01 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]Sooo ya still wanna sleep with the fishies?  do ya?  


[FONT color=#ff0000 size=6]DUMBASS

[FONT size=4]I look forward to being your roomie,  ever slept with one eye open?[/FONT][/FONT]
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]tenkani[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:18:32 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]Well, Peter, after reading this thread I would jump at the chance to share a house with you! I find the whole rage thing and the fact that you scream in your sleep to be a huge draw. You kick ass      [img alt="" src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_smile_shock.gif" border=0]
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:19:37 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]TENAKNI EVEN IF YOU PAID MY RENT I WOULDNT,

AND ME? THE PRICE  JUST WENT UP TO $2222
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ME[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:20:50 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]Peter...Tell ME...when you sleep do you face the wall or sleep on your stomach?
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:21:31 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]I SLEEP  WITH KNIVES AND  THROWING WEAPONS  BESIDE MY BED
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:22:03 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]ALSO, IM STILL LOOKING FOR THE GUN I WANT, WHEN I GET THAT  I WONT NEED THE KNIVES  SO MUCH
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]tenkani[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:22:12 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]Damn, Pete. I thought we were buddies. I honestly don't know how you can remain so pissed off considering the amount of herb you smoke. Relax before you blow an o-ring.
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]tenkani[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:22:59 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]"I SLEEP  WITH KNIVES AND  THROWING WEAPONS  BESIDE MY BED"

This tidbit is sure to entice even more potential roomies reading the thread. Thanks!
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ME[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:24:01 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]you still haven't told ME the answer yet Peter
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:24:36 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]SEE WHAT HAPPENS  WHEN U POST SHIT  ON  DIKSCOVER  FAGCOUVER?

f*ckIN WANNAB F AGS EVERYWHERE, WAIT TILL I GET A HOLD OF A NUKE
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ME[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:25:17 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]still waiting.............[img alt="" src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/schla02.gif" border=0]
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]Peter[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:25:51 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]mE  YOUR ULTIMATLY  CUT OFF STARTING NOW,  THE MORE I POST ABOUT YOU FAGS  THE MORE  PRONE I AM TO GAYISM
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]What You Think[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:26:19 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]waiting.........[img alt="" src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/schla02.gif" border=0]
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]tenkani[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:28:33 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]Hmmm, let me help you, Pete. I have re-written your advertisement, taking into account this new information...

[FONT size=4]Hi, I'm looking for 2 people to share my uncle's basement suite. He is a lunatic, but just nod and smile if he talks to you (and don't make any threatening movements).

I listen to loud music a lot, scream in my sleep, hate faggots and have an extensive knife collection (soon I'll be buying a gun!). If I find you eavesdropping I will f*ck you up.

No weirdos.
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[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=whitesmoke][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]ME[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:29:25 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]LMFAO
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/DIV][/TD][/TR][TR bgColor=gainsboro][TD style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold" vAlign=top align=left]STENSON[/TD][TD colSpan=2][img title="" height=15 alt="" hspace=3 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_posticon.gif" width=15 border=0][FONT size=1]Posted - 7/29/2005 3:29:31 PM[/FONT] [HR noShade SIZE=1]LOL TENKANI  OwNS...............SOMETIMES
[DIV align=right][A href="http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30135#top"][img height=15 src="file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Compaq_Owner/My%20Documents/Discover%20Vancouver%20pages/Discover%20Vancouver%20Forum%20-%20Peter_files/icon_go_up.gif" width=15 align=right border=0][/A][/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TABLE]

tenkani

Ah! I didn't make the connection.
EED is he!
Hey, as long as he doesn't shit in my nest I don't care.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

kits

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

tenkani

Awwww. I miss the old proj, before he decided to go clean.
Have you ever noticed that when some people stop taking drugs they lose all vestige of personality?
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

weird al

That thread is pure poetry, each poster playing a quirkily perfect part. Like some kinda way, way off broadway play.

kits

Hunter himself, never promoted such abuse...

but....   (tenk you know the answer)
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Sportsdude

oh god now they are doing some serious trolling. The obgilatory penis pic is flying around.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

Damn, all I see is a borken link.
Please describe the penis in detail, for my pleasure.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Sportsdude

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Sportsdude

now a new one just popped up apparently all these pics are from ∑ ∑ D (E.Euro.Dude)'s personal collection.
"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

tenkani

ROFL.
Ok I see them now.
You have to wonder what kind of personality would get his jollies posting cock pics in the middle of the night...
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.