Favourite 'quotes' and DS'isms

P.C. · May 21 06 10:51

weird al:

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

tenkani wrote:

Words DO have incredible power. In some ways we are little more than incredibly complex computers, filled with programming we aren't even ourselves aware of, but can rise to the surface unexpectedly because of a few harsh words.

That said, we can take control of our lives by refusing to associate with people that use words to harm and manipulate. Until you can learn to become the "Zen master" and maintain perfect internal control, you can work on controlling the outside world and your place in it.

Well, I'm going to look for more later......but for now, it's off to bed.[/DIV][/DIV]

Lise · May 22 06 08:32

If tenkani was a cult master, I'd be in line to be his first wife.

Join me, PC?

weird al · May 22 06 08:56

P.C. wrote:
weird al:

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

I actually stole that (well, "borrowed" it) from Emo Philips, quoting him in the [A href="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/index.php/topic,910.msg11229.html#msg11229"][FONT color=#000000]Re: Love That Christian Tolerance[/FONT][/A] thread. I may be a thief, but I try to steal (borrow) only the best.

P.C. · May 22 06 03:56

Lise wrote:

If tenkani was a cult master, I'd be in line to be his first wife. Join me, PC?

ROFL Lise.....Can one join in being first ?

Anyway, I'm going to continue some reading, and adding some favourite posts. Anybody else have anything to add ? Something that made you laugh out loud, or gave you food for thought....(besides lunch)

Here's a classic....

TehBorken posted several pictures of this 'Sexy PC'

[img style="WIDTH: 122px; HEIGHT: 159px" height=392 src="http://sae.cside.com/sae/kat/pc/ern006/gra03/picture/ern006pc-71.JPG" width=297]

kingys response :

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TehBorken · May 22 06 04:18

TehBorken posted several pictures of this 'Sexy PC' [div][img style="width: 122px; height: 159px;" src="http://sae.cside.com/sae/kat/pc/ern006/gra03/picture/ern006pc-71.JPG" height="392" width="297"]

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Lise · May 22 06 08:50

Damn, that was funny. I'd be careful about sticking your hardware in PC. You might get the shock of your life.

As for tenkani's wisdom, I love his images from DV. This is one of my favorite.

P.C. · May 22 06 09:44

.....and yet another tenkani classic

P.C. · May 22 06 10:05

A beautiful 'Kittenism'

Sportsdude, it's old advice, but well worth repeating. Before you can expect someone to love you, you must learn to love yourself for who you are. Have faith in yourself, and don't keep looking for faults within you. Everybody has flaws; nobody is perfect. By learning to accept yourself, you will develop confidence, which is a very sexy and appealing thing to the opposite sex. The whole idea is not about blending in and being part of the crowd, it's about standing out in the crowd because you know you are a good person.[/DIV]

Sportsdude · May 22 06 10:22

How come in all of Tenkani's cat pics the cat looks like its eyes are on something.

Lise · May 23 06 08:57

The eyes capture tenkani's aura. In his presence, all will be humbled.

P.C. · May 25 06 09:57

Mutilated Mind wrote:
[SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]Did you ever happen, on a day with too much time on your hands, and just out of curiosity - to look for sites on the net with strange and unusual URLs [/SPAN]?

TehBorken wrote:

No, never. Never, I say!

[SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]MM: And did you find interesting things ?[/SPAN]

TehBorken:

No, but if I did I'd post them here, lol.

[SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic"]MM: If you want to know anything about them you have to pay 10 US$...[/SPAN]

[FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c0ff80"]TehBorken: I'll tell you about my divorce for half that much. It beats Hell in every category, hands down.[/FONT]

CLASSIC !!!!!!!

Trollio · May 26 06 06:04

[span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 191);"]diego - hell:
"I post me. You no have the right to unpost me."[/span]

Oh no, wait, that's from the other place.

P.C. · May 26 06 11:14

ROFL Trollio !

Chicklet:

You want drama? I'll give you drama...

Mutilated Mind · Sep 19 06 01:16

P.C. wrote:
Mutilated Mind wrote:
Did you ever happen, on a day with too much time on your hands, and just out of curiosity - to look for sites on the net with strange and unusual URLs

TehBorken wrote: No, never. Never, I say! <IMG src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Teasing/5.gif" border=0>

MM: And did you find interesting things ?

TehBorken: No, but if I did I'd post them here, lol.

MM: If you want to know anything about them you have to pay 10 US$...

TehBorken: I'll tell you about my divorce for half that much. It beats Hell in every category, hands down.

CLASSIC !!!!!!!

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Interesting. I just noticed that they way you condensed this little exchange between tenkani and myself, what I am saying doesn't actually seem to make sense...

But if you know that I was mentioning the site http://www.hell.com (as I remember it), and that that was what I was talking about when I said that they want 10US$ for any info about themselves, then it might start making sense...

Doesn't it, P.C. ?

P.C. · Sep 19 06 05:36

Firstly, I can't imagine why this would bother you 4 months later, but who am I to judge.

Secondly, (and this one may puzzle you right into a frenzy) but, I don't think there was a single exchange between you and tenkani on that thread.....so that makes even LESS sense.

Doesn't it, MM ?