I'm here because...

Started by fenec, May 19 06 01:53

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So, what reason best explains your presence in this and other forums

I'm a lonely, lonely person, looking for companionship
0 (0%)
I'm bored out of my skull at work, and looking for distraction
2 (28.6%)
I enjoy pishing people off, and find this place therapeutic to such effect
0 (0%)
I honestly don't know
1 (14.3%)
My life lacks definition, and I just can't provide it for myself
1 (14.3%)
Mind your own business, stupid person
1 (14.3%)
I live for polls
1 (14.3%)
It's the only way I get to converse with Academe
1 (14.3%)

Total Members Voted: 6

fenec

Okay, polls are good.  DV is missing out spong-style without polls.
I love Dissident!

Moolah!

Ha! No anonymous voting eh...

fenec

Ha, no vote I see!  I take it you were going to vote Academe?
I love Dissident!

tenkani

I should mention that someone's reason for visiting DS could be very different from their reason for visiting DV, just as an example.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Gopher

The only reason I'm not voting on this is because my reasons fall into none of the categories.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

TehBorken

Re: I'm here because...

It keeps me off the streets.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

I'm here because.........................

  it's better than sex. Put that one in your polls next time.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

tenkani

it's better than sex.   Sounds like you're with the wrong fella.

Meet?    
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life
And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

Lise

Whoa. Only if you show me your furries, first.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

weird al

Jeezus Lise and 10K, the sexual tension between you two is so awesome I can hardly stand it! When are you gonna abandon all restraint and just...oops!....brb

Lise

All I can say is once you taste tenkani, it's hard to think about anything else.

  I'm always up for a threesome, al.... meet?
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

weird al

  Meet? Yubetcha! I'll be easy to recognize  since I still look a lot like the photo, only a little more mature.