Actual headlines from the Cheney-Whittington shooting

Started by Humorous, Feb 22 06 09:47

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Humorous

(I took the liberty of modifying this because the text was just too damn [font style="font-weight: bold;" size="1"]small[/font].)

A selection of actual headlines from the Cheney-Whittington shooting
incident.

Shoots, Hides and Leaves
-- Washington Post

Arms-bearing Americans are rarely wrong -- Telegraph, U.K.

Guns don't shoot people: Vice Presidents shoot people -- Capitol Hill
Blue

Real Men Don't Hide Behind Scott McClellan
   -- Yahoo! News

Shooting pains
-- Globe and Mail, Canada

Pundits bird-dog vice president
-- Detroit News

Hit me with your best (buck) shot
-- Houston Chronicle

Cheney Gets His Gun
-- Yahoo! News

Ready, Aim, Misfire
-- San Francisco Chronicle

Orange you glad Cheney's not here?
-- Chicago Tribune

Cheney not licensed to shoot birds (or friends) -- Australian

Analysis: Cheney's little shot not a big deal among mishaps -- Buckeye
Firearms Association

Cheney Bags a Lawyer
-- The Herald

Cheney can't hide from smoking gun
-- Virginia Pilot

See Dick. Run!
-- The Smoking Gun

Loose Cannon
-- Washington Post



Good Times

48 hrs. after the news broke out I did a Google search for "Cheney jokes".

I was in stitches for the next ½ hr!  [img style="CURSOR: pointer" onclick=url(this.src); src="http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/midi/froehlich/a045.gif" border=0]