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OLCC Director is a sot
« on: Apr 28 06 07:02 »
Oregon has a draconian busy-body bureaucracy called the OLCC (Oregon Liquor Control Comission). That doesn't seem to do anything but waste your time and take your money. For example all alcohol servers have to take a five hour class every few years on how to recognize a drunk person and how much trouble you'll get into if you serve them, etc.
Anyway their director just got popped for drunk driving. Her BAC was twice the legal limit, although she claims she only had two glasses of wine over five hours.
Altogether now (in your best Nelson voice), "Ha Ha"
 
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