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What was your last mistake?
« on: Apr 20 06 12:23 »
And what was your worst?
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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #1 on: Apr 20 06 12:47 »
The last one I remember, and I think that was the worst, was to be born covered with all sorts of goo.



There I was, naked and screaming in terror, someone holds me upside down and slaps me on the butt!



How much worse than that can it get?

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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #2 on: Apr 20 06 04:59 »
Last mistake............Haven't made it yet.

Worst mistake.........Too early in the morning to figure out the worst.  *there were so many!*  [img onmouseover="this.style.backgroundColor='#C6D3EF';this.style.border='1px solid #3169C6'; " style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3169c6 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #3169c6 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #3169c6 1px solid; CURSOR: pointer; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3169c6 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c6d3ef" onclick="InsertImage('/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/1.gif');" onmouseout="this.style.backgroundColor=''; this.style.border=''" src="http://discoverseattle.net/forums/richedit/smileys/Sad/1.gif" align=absMiddle]
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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #3 on: Apr 20 06 09:30 »
Oh, my last mistake was leaving my MP3 player unatended in  a classroom. Bye bye MP3 player    

  My worst mistake was waiting so long to become a Scientologist. All those years spent wandering around in a thetan-induced daze. WHAT A WASTE!!
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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #4 on: Apr 26 06 11:11 »
My last  (most recent) mistake was made this morning when I accidentally superglued two of my fingers to the hind leg of a cow - don't ask!  
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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #5 on: Apr 26 06 11:40 »
 My worst mistake was waiting so long to become a Scientologist. All those years spent wandering around in a thetan-induced daze. WHAT A WASTE!!



Thank god (or whoever) that you have now seen the light tenk!  Now we can compare cult notes.  your Scientology, and my Landmark Forum!  hahha[/DIV]
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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #6 on: Apr 26 06 12:07 »
Worst mistake? Leaving High School and becoming a home school student for my last year in high school which has turned into my last 2 years in high school.

  Last Mistake? hmm. dunno.
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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #7 on: Apr 26 06 12:28 »
Gopher wrote:
 My last  (most recent) mistake was made this morning when I accidentally superglued two of my fingers to the leg of a cow - don't ask!  

  But I must ask!  Or perhaps maybe I don't need to hear the sordid details after.  Question retracted.
 
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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #8 on: Apr 26 06 12:50 »
"Thank god (or whoever) that you have now seen the light tenk!  Now we can compare cult notes.  your Scientology, and my Landmark Forum!  hahha"

  Landmark uses CoS tech but omits the core teachings.

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And I will dwell in the house of coffee forever.

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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #9 on: Apr 26 06 06:16 »
Oh gawd. You guys are so funny.

  My last mistake............ was probably so bad I forgoteen about it already.
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Re: What was your last mistake?
« Reply #10 on: Apr 26 06 06:32 »
My last and perhaps one of my worst as well - throwing away crappy old pot brownies into my studio trash can, being too lazy and stupid to empty it out for a week. Subsequently the dog gets into the trash and eats them all. I get a call at work (in the middle of lunch rush) that the dog looks like death and can't stand up and the kids are hysterical. "There are a bunch of crumbs around your garbage can FC, do you know what's going on?" ...and then the facts turn me pale...
The poor wife had to take the dog to the vet and got the mean, nasty, uptight guilt-tripping vet. Pooch was fine, just needed rest and water.
This was all a week after one of the kids foung some drying bubble hash of mine. Teh hreb was not welcome at castle FC for a looooooong time.
 
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