Fine Young Cannibal

Started by TehBorken, Apr 18 06 08:52

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TehBorken

Kevin Underwood may have few friends left after his arrest on charges of [a href="http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/original/0406/1701_kevin_underwood.html"]murdering a 10-year-old girl[/a] to dine on her corpse, but he'll always have these character witnesses on eBay:
 [/p][ul][li]Great transaction! Would gladly deal with again. Thank you![/li][li]A superb buyer is you![/li][li]Prompt Payment, Good Communucation - has it all![/li][li]An awesome buyer. A+ in my book -- great, great, great![/li][li]extremely well packed. would buy from again.[/li][/ul]  [a href="http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=subspecies23"]http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=subspecies23[/a]
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Lise

OMG. Now that's fracken sick.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby.

kitten

This is horrible!  The problem is that you can't know there is a problem until it is too late for their victims.  There are rarely any signs that will convince others that these people are dangerous.......a little weird, maybe, but that's usually as far as it goes.  There is no defense against those monsters.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

So, "What's for lunch?"
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Okay, that's it.  No lunch for you, Gopher!!
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

kitten wrote:
 Okay, that's it.  No lunch for you, Gopher!![/DIV]
 lol,  kitten  
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

Never mind, Gopher, you can have a bite or two after all.  Just keep in mind that "you are what you eat"
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.

Gopher

Untrue! I don't eat gophers - then again, you may have made your statement  from a subjective viewpoint and are very coyly letting us into the secret that you are a cat-eater.
A fool's paradise is better than none.

kitten

No, I don't eat cats.  But my cat takes a bite out of me once in a while, so as to absorb part of my personality.  Trading essences to bond better?  He gets my flesh and I get his saliva.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped.  They have not forgotten.